Anon: Have you had sex today?
Me: well I played a ranked game that fucked me pretty hard
Uncharted - Francis Drake’s Diary
I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS
this is such an important post
“GF IS PREGO”
"glassy, jarred look""ONE NIGHT THINGS GET PARTICULARLY SAUCY"
Day 5 - Favorite Soundtrack: Mass Effect 3 OST
Largest House in the US
Shoal Creek, AL
“54,400-square-foot xanadu plus an “equestrian lounge” and two guest houses—boasts a combined 62,000 square feet, making it the largest home on the market in the U.S.” - Curbed
"If an atom could be suspended indefinitely, well, why not an apple? If an apple… why not a city?"
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
Leo & Gemini ( it’s a tie )