ry-buscus:

Anon: Have you had sex today?

Me: well I played a ranked game that fucked me pretty hard


s-ranked-gaming:

Uncharted - Francis Drake’s Diary 


the-ymir:

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

"ONE NIGHT THINGS GET PARTICULARLY SAUCY"

the-ymir:

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

"ONE NIGHT THINGS GET PARTICULARLY SAUCY"

30 DAYS VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE |

Day 5 - Favorite Soundtrack: Mass Effect 3 OST



You good?”
I’m good.”


vvarmbloods:

beautifulbarns:

Largest House in the US

Shoal Creek, AL

54,400-square-foot xanadu plus an “equestrian lounge” and two guest houses—boasts a combined 62,000 square feet, making it the largest home on the market in the U.S.” - Curbed

dream house.



"If an atom could be suspended indefinitely, well, why not an apple? If an apple… why not a city?"


gumidere:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.


Most fun zodiac signs to least

thebeautifulstars-astrology:

Leo & Gemini ( it’s a tie )
Sagittarius
Aries
Pisces
Libra
Aquarius
Scorpio
Cancer
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn